I am only occasionally 95% sometimes insane. It's casual.
Wait guys… I wanna get a snapchat… what should my snapchat name be?
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the group when the path isn’t big enough. i’m that friend that gets cut off in the conversation. i’m that friend that gets left behind when i asked for them to wait for me. i’m that friend that doesn’t get invited to hang out alot. i’m that friend that if i want to go to the mall or some place with a friend i have to be the one to invite people to make sure i get included. i’ll always be that friend.
i hate when the first two books in a series are released in paperback so you buy them and paperback and life is swell and then the third one is only available in hardback and it ruins your entire life
we were doing archery in gym and i said “little did you know, im the reincarnation of legolas” and then, without looking, i shot a bulls eye it was beautiful